It´s Not Me, It´´s You

Jackie Myers is a fraud—or she’s a genius. Jury’s still out.

By day, Jackie works at Monte’s Magic Castle, where she’s stuck playing “woodland frog” in a smelly green costume—and where Wilson, her insufferable eternal nemesis, is the assistant manager.

But at night? She’s a superstar, anonymously running pleasebreakmyheart, a gone-viral account where people ask for advice on how to end their relationships.

Then Jackie’s advice somehow breaks up Wilson and his picture-perfect girlfriend—which means Jackie’s paycheck is on the line. (And OK, she does feel guilty about it.)

There’s only one thing to do. Jackie’s going to help Wilson win his ex-girlfriend back.

But as the two team up, new feelings begin to bloom in her chest, and Jackie realizes disaster has struck. Because the last thing she wants is to see Wilson get back together with his ex-girlfriend. Instead—she wants Wilson to be with her.