All i want to do is sleep and pet dogs – Borðdagatal 2025

Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale’s @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there’s always someone there to steal your car.

Features include:
•    No single-use plastic
•    Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
•    Page size 4.6″ x 4.6″
•    Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
•    Full-color tear-off pages 
•    Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
•    Day/Date reference on each page
•    Combined weekend pages
•    Official major world holidays and observances
•    Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.